Dear city dwellers, this wake up call is for you. Honest question over here. Now that we’ve all heard the Left’s demands to #DefundThePolice and/or #AbolishThePolice and we’ve all witnessed the havoc and destruction that their weaponized puppets have caused around cities with these demands, including a palpable rise in crime and shootings, let’s put […]
Alright ladies and gents, boys and gals, masktards and retards, and all the other 78 genders, fruits and veggies, and mental conditions (everybody’s welcome as long as you behave), I know my last post was pretty lengthy. At first I thought this one was going to be no different. However, I decided to have a […]
Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga (2020) is not only a demonstration of Will Ferrell’s ineptitude as a screenwriter, but also a poor attempt on his part as a leading actor. In this spit of a movie, Ferrell (52) is playing Lars Erickssong, a middle-aged man who has spent his entire life dreaming […]
“A glass of wine a day keeps the doctor away.” You’ve probably heard this quite a lot, just like I have. But lately, I started noticing this ever-growing “wining” trend grow even bigger, namely that a glass of wine a day is incredibly beneficial for one’s health. There are countless articles on the internet, we are constantly being reminded of this everywhere in the media, and if you go through the magazine aisle, almost every single issue of every single women’s publication has at least one article that mentions the miraculous health benefits of wine. The widespread suggestion is that if you want to reap the benefits, you should drink a glass of wine every day.
Today I thought I would share my thoughts on French President Emmanuel Macron and his wife Brigitte because I can’t fathom the nonsensical enthusiastic attitude of journalists and regular Europeans toward their relationship. It’s important to note that I am allowed to express my opinion on their personal relationship because a.) they are both very public […]
It’s the third day of the New Year and we are already engulfed in the political climate of 2019, namely the new House and Speaker, the government shutdown, and the beginning of the 2020 presidential cycle (maybe Elizabeth Warren is still chugging a beer somewhere trying to find her 1/1024th Cherokee DNA at the bottom […]
Now that Christmas is over, the Leftist gargoyles have retreated to their dwellings until they are ready for the next round of “Let’s Destroy All National Holidays and Make People Miserable Just Like Ourselves” festivities.
It is that time of year again. No, I’m not talking about the bevy of gym subscriptions that will undoubtedly end up in the gutter by mid-January. It is the time of year when the Left resumes its war on Christmas in the name of tolerance, acceptance, and diversity. Every single year the word Christmas […]
I went to my local Barnes & Noble to check out the latest in Trump Derangement Syndrome and to see if I can find a book that could give me a thorough description of the President’s penis. Thank God, Stormy Daniels is coming out with a book that will finally give us a close account of […]
One of the biggest figures (no pun intended) of the fat acceptance movement aka the love thyself movement aka #effyourbeautystandards (Jesus Christ, I’m gonna get brain aneurysm before I’m finished with this…) Tess Holliday, appeared on the cover of Cosmopolitan UK and to the SJWs out there this was the greatest and most woke progressive […]
